Suspended for flatulence

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LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
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The teen, Jonathan Locke Jr., said he wasn't the culprit.
"It wasn't even me," Locke told The Ledger newspaper. "It was a kid who sits in front of me."

If they had an English version of आदा पादा, the issue of the wrong kid being suspended would never have occurred