Apr 17, 2006

Fine print

Artificially flavoured. Contains no fruit juice or pulp.
Read the offer document (red herring prospectus) carefully.
Accesories shown in picture are not part of standard equipment.
Under standard test conditions.
Orbit Chewing Gum gum is "Not for Phenylketonurics"

Insurance is a subject matter of solicitation.
What? Why? Duh!

Oh and here's a article that digs into the ever present "Conditions Apply" clause.