Aug 25, 2006

Cola Conspiracy

What if the colas are not as harmful as the CSE tests show
What if the Health Ministry is using CSE as a tool to extract money from cola giants
[after all clean chits don't come for free]
What if the the cola giants are secretly behind the ban on sale of colas in schools
[after all banned substances are more desirable]
What if Baba Ramdeo is also working for the cola giants
What if cola giants have plans to repackage colas as Toilet Cleaners
What if Colas are banned completely
What if peddling cola becomes more profitable for gangs than Coke (the narcotic variety)

*Time for the medication*

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